Monday, 25 January 2010

The farts have it!

Coming from behind (well they would, wouldn't they?) in my latest poll the farts have emerged victorious. More people would prefer pubs to smell of farts than fags. 

All I can say is you wouldn't be voting for farts if you'd been gassed out of a pub like I was the other week. I know fags could be irritating in pubs but as far as I'm concerned the background smell of tobacco smoke was far preferable to the stench of farts.


  1. Maybe we should have a choice between the two and see which proves more popular :P

  2. I voted about 3 or 4 times for the farts, fella.

  3. I never realised there were people who liked farts that much!

    As to having a choice I do remember when pubs used to offer that, and you were always guaranteed a seat in the non-smoking room as they were never busy!