Coming from behind (well they would, wouldn't they?) in my latest poll the farts have emerged victorious. More people would prefer pubs to smell of farts than fags.
All I can say is you wouldn't be voting for farts if you'd been gassed out of a pub like I was the other week. I know fags could be irritating in pubs but as far as I'm concerned the background smell of tobacco smoke was far preferable to the stench of farts.